
Nightshade: Welcome back.
Ash: You're still here?
Nightshade: Ha. Funny. I've got a question. How do you deal with you-know-who?

Ash: Who?
Nightshade: You know, the fat man.
Ash: Oh Santa? I don't. He tends to stay away with all the mines and lasers I've got rigged up around here.

Nightshade: Well he'll have to come this year. With her? He'd have to.
Ash: Valentine?

Valentine: Hi guys!
Ash: Hey. Where did you go?

Valentine: Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't tell you? I went down to the homeless shelter to cook for their christmas eve dinner! I just love helping people, I wish I could do it all the time!

Valentine: Oh I forgot! Tomorrow I'm going to be giving out gifts to orphans! But it won't be until afternoon so we can spend Christmas morning together! I'll make a big breakfast!
Ash: I'm sure it will be fine.

Nightshade: Right then. So I figure while he's unloading about a half ton of presents under the tree we go up to the roof and grab whatever loot is in the sleigh.
Ash: I have a better idea.

Valentine: I'm going to set out some cookies and cocoa and go to bed! Merry Christmas!
Ash: *giggle*

Nightshade: Did you just smile?
Ash: No. Anyway, this is what we're going to do...
Later that Night... 
Ash: It's been a long time, Santa. The presents, please. Slowly.
Santa: YOU?! Not again!
Nightshade: You've done this before?

Ash: When I was 7. I wanted to see what made the reindeer fly. He should have thanked me. The nose-glowing thing was just a story before I came along.
Santa: Take the presents! Just let the reindeer be!
Nightshade: We will, thanks.
The Next Morning

Nightshade: I love Christmas.
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