"Hi! My name's Penny Candy. Make a joke, you die. I'm an FBI Agent. Well, really I'm a linguist so I don't see much action yet, but I will! I'll be a full agent in no time!"
"The guys at the office are teaching me to use this. I'm getting pretty good! It's my second favorite-toy, I'm sure I'll need to use it all the time."
"This is my favorite toy. I don't even have to learn how to aim! I just point and it blows a hole bigger than my head! I probably won't need to use this as much. Which is OK, because they don't make ankle holsters for them."
"How am I going to get to full agent soon? Well I discovered that there's an international weapons dealer and a terrorist living in my city. There's this really clueless pink haired girl who lives with them in my pottery class I became friends with as cover to get into their complex. Once I have enough evidence to build a case I'll be promoted for sure!" |
Commentary: Chastity was Nightshade's first recruiting attempt. When she's working as a dominatrix, she's terrifying, but when she isn't in leather she's a kitten. Ash and Valentine like her quite a bit, and Chastity thinks the whole 'take over the world' thing is really a joke. Then she went to Europe, and she'll probably return when the plot needs her, at which point I'll have to have a flashback or something. But basically, when I was going back and organizing my pic fics into one place I realized that suddenly Penny just appears in the next pic-fic and has no backstory at all. So this story, which was originally a quick one-shot was made to go in between. |