Lily: *sigh* Chris, did you ever think that maybe Buttercup wouldn't be such a lesbian slut if she wasn't trying to get back at dad?


Ravish: Probably.
Lily: Doesn't it bother you?


Ravish: Well... Mom used to say you can't live peoples' lives for them. We can't change Dad, and we Buttercup will go through her rebellious phase. Trying to stop her only encourages her, and she's not hurting anybody.


Ravish: Anyway, I have to go! I want to get there at least a half hour before the movie starts to meet Miss Valentine. Tomorrow we can pack you up and get you on the plane home, ok? Night!


Lily: *sniff*


Lily: No! Crying never fixes anything! I still have time!


Lily: I'm not Mom, and I'm not going to let Chris make mistakes and get hurt.

 

 


V: Mph! Mph!


Beressa: V? Oh my god, what happened?!


V: A scary giant person! She came and smashed the embiggening ray!


Beressa: Oh... NO!

 

 

 


Valentine: Where is he? The movie already started, and he's not picking up his cell phone!


Valentine: Maybe I got the day wrong?


Valentine: Oh well. I'll just stop by his apartment on the way home...



Commentary:
100 chapters! Holy crap. This fic has been going on since 2004. And I still haven't gotten to the pirates! Those poor pirates. They've been waiting forever to pillage. Hopefully the next 100 chapters will be done with by next year, now that I'm on a 2-a-week schedule.