
Ash: Drop it.

Ash: You must be good to have gotten past the death traps, but I've been avoiding assassinations since I was 5. Who sent you?

Saturn: I'm not here for you. I'm here for Nightshade Moon.

Ash: Oh her? Wrong room. She's been down in the AV room playing video games for the past week.

Saturn: NOOOOO! I may already be too late! That's no video game. It's a world domination simulator!

"Right now she's learning how to build secret lairs...

...effectively use a multitude of booby traps to keep out government agents...

...and secure the loyalty of a legion of minions!"

Ash: No, really, it's a videogame. Like Sims Rollercoaster Themepark. I checked. Are we talking about the same Nightshade? Pink hair, red eyes, watches too many 007 movies?

Saturn: YES! After she plays that video game she goes from being your standard villain to a super villain! She must be stopped before it's too late!
Ash: I'd love to help, really, but I'm afraid I can't let you kill her.

Saturn: BUT IN THIRTY YEARS SHE'LL RULE THE WORLD!

Ash: Nightshade? Really?
Saturn: YES!
Ash: Well... maybe. We'll have to conduct a test to be sure. Come with me.
(later, in Ash's Lab) 
Ash: I don't really know where Nightshade came from. You see, she just sort of appeared when I was performing an experiment to give Valentine some street-smarts. I can't get rid of Nightshade until I can be sure it won't harm Valentine.
Saturn: I see...

Saturn:...but what does this have to do with the midget?
Ash: The midget is a duplicate of Nightshade. First, we'll replicate the experiment by trying to make her nice.

Belladonna: AAA!


Belladonna: owie.

Saturn: My god! You were right!
Mini-Valentine: ???

Saturn: So what do we do now?
Ash: You've got the gun. Put a bullet in the new one and see if the old one bleeds.

Belladonna: NOOOOOO!

Belladonna: MINE! MINE!
Mini-Valentine: AA! Getitoffofme!

Saturn: This seems to have gotten more complicated than we thought.
Ash: Things usually do around here...
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