Valentine: Penny's going to meet me here later so we can go shopping together. She's still so down! Even after you talked to her!
Ash: She is a redhead. Their kind are crazier than normal women.


Valentine: Oh, don't be funny. I'm just... running out of things I can think of to cheer her up!


Ash: I'm sure she'll snap out of it sooner or later. Don't worry Valentine.


Valentine: Thanks Ash. I'm going to go get ready.


Ash: Hmm...


Ash: Mr Sawyer? Come over as quickly as possible. You're about to start working.


Ash: I don't care where you are. Get over here within fifteen minutes. Or else.

 

Shortly...

Officer Ravish: Howdy m'am. Sorry, I didn't have time to change.


Ash: ...


Ash: Dear lord. Where were you, the gay rodeo? I don't care, I don't want to know. From now on, you work for me. For what I'm paying you, you don't need to pick up tricks on the side.


Ash: Fortunately I had some spare clothes ready in case of something like this. Go change in the bathroom.
Officer Ravish: *sigh* Yes m'am.


Ash: Idiots! They're all idiots!


Penny: All right you crazy bitch, where's Valentine? And none of your crazy head games this time.


Ash: Wow, redheaded girl. You got even more jailbaity than the last time I saw you!


Penny: Whatever. Just tell me where... Valentine... is...?



Officer Ravish: 'K boss, all set.
Ash: Much better.


Penny: He's... gorgeous...


Ash: Mr. Sawyer, I have to go get someone, so you just wait for me for a few minutes, all right?


Penny: Hi there. You're human, right?
Officer Ravish: Huh?
Penny: I don't mean to be weird, but the last guy I saw in this house turned out to be a robot.


Officer Ravish: Really? Well, nope, not me. 100% home grown in the southwest.


Penny: That's a relief! So what are you doing here?
Officer Ravish: Ms. Ash hired me to do some work for her.


Valentine: Hi Penny!
Penny: Really? Well be careful, I hear Ash lures men down to her lab and dissects them.


Officer Ravish: Ah, you're teasing me.
Penny: Eh... sure, haha. Anyway, I'm Penny, what's your name?
Officer Ravish: Chris. Chris Sawyer.
Valentine: Hello, earth to Penny...


Penny: Hm? Oh, hi Valentine.
Valentine: Hey, we still going to the mall?
Penny: ...I guess.


Officer Ravish:...


Penny: Sorry, I have to get going. Will you be around here often?
Officer Ravish: For at least a little while, yeah. See you around then?
Penny: Sure! See you later. And seriously, stay out of the basement. Ash is crazy.


Officer Ravish: Haha, you're so funny Miss Penny! 'Bye


Officer Ravish: Hmm...


Ash: All righty. So how did it go?


Officer Ravish: Went great! Just let me know when she's going to be around and I'll arrange to bump into her here. ...by the way, who's the pink-haired friend?


Commentary:
Further adventures of Officer Ravish. Most of the humor in this episode is pretty obvious, and when it isn't it refers back to a prior chapter. Ash doesn't let Valentine in on her plan, and you'll have to figure out on your own why that is. Also, now that Penny knows that Ash knows what she's all about, she isn't trying to stay on her good side. Things get catty whenever the two of them get together.

Valentine is the good friend, spending all her time trying to make Penny feel better. Penny is perfectly willing to ignore Valentine when there's a hot male in the vicinity.