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Sebastien: Let's see what we can find you...
Mr. McPigglesworth: Oink!

Ravish
: Oink?

Sebastien: Oh, you are here. I found you livestock in the hallway.

Ravish: Mr. McPigglesworth? What are you doing here?

Sebastien: He probably just missed his old sty.
Ravish: What?
Sebastien: You know. Pig home. Homesick.

Ravish: Oh. Hey, you cut your hair! I thought you said Valentine liked it long.
Sebastien: It's still long. It's just doesn't get in the way now.

Sebastien: I also got some more clothes. Since Valentine said I should listen to that woman for clothing advice, I decided to just look at those 'magazines' you have and figure out what the most average clothing is. I would have bought more, but that magic card stopped working.

Ravish: You maxed out Valentine's credit card?
Sebastien: Yes, 'credit card'. The shopkeep said I needed to have the 'balance cleared'. Why, is that hard?

Ravish: Um... no. Probably not.
Sebastien: Then why are you acting strange?
Ravish: Well... uh... it doesn't bother you that you're going out and spending Miss Valentine's money?

Sebastien: Valentine is royalty. She doesn't need money. That's what the card is for. It tells people she doesn't need to pay coin.

Ravish: No, the card just means that you get a bill later. And the one who pays all of Valentine's bills is Ash. You know: 'that woman'?

Sebastien: Oh.

Ravish: Not that that's any different from having me take care of all the rent and groceries...

Sebastien: You're a commoner. How do you get your money?
Ravish: Uh...

Penny: *sigh* No matter how much I think about it, it just doesn't make any sense.

Penny: Even if that Discord person didn't pay attention in school, how could she miss all the giant statues of me everywhere in the future?

Penny: Not to mention the world-wide holiday, the ride at Disneyland, and the Broadway musical!

Penny: There's only one thing to do... |