
Penny: This is the first time I've had a sleep-over since I was a teenager.
Valentine: Really?

Penny: But it's fun! Has that handyman Ash hired been around much?

Penny: All the time! He's been asking about you too. Ash has him working on some sort of project involving upgrading Eric, I think.

Ravish: Miss Penny, I thought I heard your voice!

Penny: Hello Chris! What does Ash have you doing that has you over at this time of night?

Ravish: Sorry Miss Penny. I'm not supposed to say, or Miss Ash said she'd feed me to her robotic dinosaur, and I couldn't tell if she was kidding. Does she have a robotic dinosaur?

Penny: Probably. That crazy bitch has everything. Why don't you stay for a while?

Ravish: Love to! But... Miss Valentine? There's a tree frog on your couch.

Valentine: He lives there. It's ok, he's not poisonous. Only the red ones are poisonous.
Ravish:...you sure do love animals, don't you?

Nightshade: Hey, Valentine? Have you seen my handcuffs? They're pink, with rhinestones on them.
Ravish: ?

Nightshade: Hello handsome, I didn't see you sitting there.
Ravish: ...hi?
Penny: Uh oh!

Nightshade: You're all kinds of perfect. Will you be my... minion?
Ravish: No thanks m'am. I already have a job.

Nightshade: Damn. One more and I could have had them carry me around on a palanquin. Oh well, can't win 'em all.

Valentine: They're in the silverware drawer. There were covered in rust-colored stains, so I put them in the dishwasher.
Nightshade: Really? Blood comes off in the dishwasher? Wow, I was making Eric do it with a toothbrush.

Penny: You were wonderful. So... what are you doing this weekend?
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