Penny: This is the first time I've had a sleep-over since I was a teenager.
Valentine: Really?


Penny: But it's fun! Has that handyman Ash hired been around much?


Penny: All the time! He's been asking about you too. Ash has him working on some sort of project involving upgrading Eric, I think.


Ravish: Miss Penny, I thought I heard your voice!


Penny: Hello Chris! What does Ash have you doing that has you over at this time of night?


Ravish: Sorry Miss Penny. I'm not supposed to say, or Miss Ash said she'd feed me to her robotic dinosaur, and I couldn't tell if she was kidding. Does she have a robotic dinosaur?


Penny: Probably. That crazy bitch has everything. Why don't you stay for a while?


Ravish: Love to! But... Miss Valentine? There's a tree frog on your couch.


Valentine: He lives there. It's ok, he's not poisonous. Only the red ones are poisonous.
Ravish:...you sure do love animals, don't you?


Nightshade: Hey, Valentine? Have you seen my handcuffs? They're pink, with rhinestones on them.
Ravish: ?


Nightshade: Hello handsome, I didn't see you sitting there.
Ravish: ...hi?
Penny: Uh oh!


Nightshade: You're all kinds of perfect. Will you be my... minion?
Ravish: No thanks m'am. I already have a job.


Nightshade: Damn. One more and I could have had them carry me around on a palanquin. Oh well, can't win 'em all.


Valentine: They're in the silverware drawer. There were covered in rust-colored stains, so I put them in the dishwasher.
Nightshade: Really? Blood comes off in the dishwasher? Wow, I was making Eric do it with a toothbrush.


Penny: You were wonderful. So... what are you doing this weekend?



Commentary:
This is the episode where Penny and Officer Ravish officially 'get together' (but only after Nightshade has already tried to recruit him in her standard way and failed).

A palanquin is a platform usually carried around by slaves for the upper classes, common in Rome, Egypt, and China. You need two people to carry one, but the posh ones need at least 4.