Ash: Is there a particular reason that every time I come in here, there's more animals?


Valentine: Well some the shelter couldn't take...
Ash: Like the Pandas? Valentine, do you know what the Chinese government would do if they knew you had pandas?


Valentine: Well...


Valentine: They're pro-democracy pandas.


Nightshade: Here you are! I have to introduce you to someone.
Valentine: Beressa?


Nightshade: No, she's not here yet. I'm still getting things up to standard for my ex-KGB princess.


Nightshade: This is my body double, Pink. I saw her picture in a magazine and it was totally like looking in a mirror. She's from France or something, so her English isn't good.
Pink: 'Allo.
Nightshade: Beressa will be convinced of how villainish I am that I need a body double to throw off do-gooders and assassins.
Pink: Like ze action movies, no?


Valentine: She seems very nice, but um... her eyes are a different color, and her hair is a little, um, longer, and she's a bit... bigger.
Nightshade: I wear high heels most of the time, so height isn't a problem, and the rest can be fixed with a ponytail and dark sunglasses.


Ash: You look nothing alike! She's taller, her boobs are bigger, your faces are completely different, and she looks like she actually has good hygeine.
Pink: zis is true.
Nightshade: LIES! You're just jealous of my awesome body double! Come on Pink, let's go.


Valentine: Do you know what's going on? I don't.


Ash: *sigh* I'd better go make sure they don't get into too much trouble or burn my house down.


Nightshade: Don't pay any attention to them, Pink. You're a perfect body double.
Pink: Yes? I act and model at same time.


Nightshade: Though... your hair is very shiny...
Pink: It is 'deep-conditioning' treatment.


Valentine: Hi, Chris?


Ravish: Hi Valentine, what's up?


Valentine: Oh, I'm just calling to warn you. Nightshade's been really weird today, even for her. You might want to stay away from doing your work for Ash for a bit.
Ravish: What? If there's some kind of trouble I'll be right over!
Valentine: That's sweet of you, but you really don't have to.


Ravish: I'll be right over.


Penny: ....
          That's it, I'm going to have to tie that boy up.


Commentary:
The introduction of everyone's favorite bimbo, Pink. This part is mostly a poke at Nightshade who, unsurprisingly, has a tremendously huge opinion of herself and a swelled ego. Pink looks just like Nightshade thinks she looks. In the real world, however, the only one that Pink would really be a proper fake Nightshade to is Nightshade.

Valentine calls Chris to warn him that strange things are afoot and that he should stay away from the house, which he uses as a reason to go TO the house while Penny is in the other room changing into a cheerleader outfit in yet another attempt to seduce Ravish.

There is a setup here as well with Nightshade admiring Pink's hair. Nightshade and all other Moon dolls have horrible hair. It comes out of the box all frizzy and knotted, like a used barbie doll. I treated it with everything I could think of for two years and only managed to get it un-frizzy, never soft and manageable. So in the end I rooted a scalp with nylon hair specially matched to Nightshade's color that took over 30 hours to finish.

The pandas: All panda bears, everywhere, are considered citizens of China. Any zoo that has a panda has to pay huge fees to China, and any cubs conceived outside of the country are still Chinese citizens and belong to China. Yet Valentine is sheltering two panda cubs. Political sanctuary?

While on the subject of Valentine's pets, after Nightshade comes into the room they all hide, and continue to hide from her as she moves around the room and come back out after she leaves.