Ash: ...and that was the only time a trick-or-treater ever made it to the front door without falling into one of the man-traps.
Penny: You need counseling. Really. Professional help.
Ash: It's trick or treat. I happen to prefer the trick part.
Ravish: 'Evenin Ladies. Y'all having a nice Halloween?
Penny: Hi Honey. Valentine is still getting ready. That's a really nice costume. Where'd you get it?
Ravish: Oh, I've had this for a while. Say, where are we going tonight anyway?
Penny: We got tickets for the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Valentine: Hi Chris!
Valentine: Are you ok?!
Ravish: Yeah, um, I was just startled for a minute Miss Valentine...
Valentine: Well let me help you up.
Penny: What startled you?
Ravish: Well Penny... years ago I had a terrible experience at the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Penny: The Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Valentine: What happened?
Ravish: It was the first time I went. I was dressed up as Rocky, and the fella playing Frank N. Furter took a liking to me.
Ravish: At the scene where he was supposed to chase Rocky, he started chasing me! Right out of the theatre! I didn't lose him for hours! If he hadn't been wearing those high heels he would have had me. Even now I think I can hear him calling some nights... "Roooocky... Rooooocky!"
Penny: Oh, how horrible!
Valentine: You do sort of look like Rocky.
Ravish: If you don't mind Penny, I'll have to give it a pass. I get shivers just thinking about it.
Penny: Oh, you poor thing. That's all right. I'll come by later and we can watch horror movies or something, ok?
Ravish: That would be great. Thanks Penny.
Valentine: See you later Chris. Happy Halloween.
Ash:...So what really happened? Rocky Horror fetishist try to take things too far?
Ravish: Wouldn't pay enough.
Ash: Well that's good. Because I'd hate to think that you really fell over because of Valentine in her cute vampire outfit.
Ravish: 'Course not. Why would that make me fall over?