Valentine: Nightshade?
Valentine: I guess she decided to go out for halloween after all...
Himemiya: Whadda ya want?
Valentine: Oh my! ASH!
Elsewhere:
Nightshade: I don't see why we had to leave. I like it at Ash's place. She has cool toys and good food.
Discord: She's the one holding you back. You're better off to be rid of them!
Nightshade: ...and Valentine. She's a goody-goody, but she's not bad.
Discord: Look, is Ash going to help you rule the world? No. If anything, she'll try to stop you. She was probably behind Beressa being cancelled!
Nightshade: She is pretty screwed up. Have you met her cousins?
Discord: I'm aware of them. Do you deny they bode you no good will?
Nightshade: Of course not. It's just, y'know, convenient. All those weapons all over the place and stuff.
Discord: Cease thinking of it. I have a scientist on his way already, who is at least Ash's equal. But first, we must find a lair of operations.
Nightshade: Really? Better than Ash? All right, I'm in. Let's get started!
Nightshade: I'll give you that it's nice, it's just a little Alice-In-Wonderlandey for my tastes.
Discord: It looked bigger in the online photos.
Nightshade: They usually do.
Belladonna: EEEEEE!
Nightshade: It's big. Nice. But I sort of pictured my lair having more than one room.
Discord: It was built during the cold war. There are three sub-basements, each as big as this with ten feet of reinforced steel and concrete walls proof against any nuclear or invasive attack. The top floor can be used as a legitimate business front. You have one of those, right?
Nightshade: I have been making a lot of money drugging supermodels, stealing their clothes, and making videos of their naked escapades...
Elsewhere:
Mini-Valentine: Well, it's a lot better than dressing up as stuffed animals and hiding in the nice pink one's room.
Beressa: We'll take it!
Elsewhere:
Ash: So where did you get the lamp?
Valentine: It was at the charity thrift store I volunteer at. It was pretty.
Himemiya: You gonna make your wish or not?
Ash: One minute. If you're some wonderful genie, why did your lamp end up at a charity shop?
Himemiya: My last master died.
Ash: Died how, specifically?
Valentine: Don't be morbid, Ash.
Himemiya: Well, the first thing this guy asks for is the word's biggest dick. The world's biggest dick belongs to a Sperm whale. It's over 12 feet long. So I gave it to him, and then he screamed 'take it away!' and so I did. Blood loss, I think they said it was.
Valentine: Oh my!
Ash: I figured it would be something like that.
Himemiya: Right, so if you aren't going to wish for something I'm leaving. Humans smell. You know how to get me.
Valentine: So what should I do?
Ash: Don't wish for anything. I'm serious. People always want things that aren't good for them.
Valentine: I have nice friends, I help people, and you take care of me. I don't need anything else. I meant what do I do about the lamp?
Ash: ...well whatever you do, don't tell anyone. Nightshade especially must never find out.