Valentine: Hmm....


Valentine: I probably shouldn't, but I can't help myself. *rub rub*


Himemiya: You again? Well?
Valentine: Ah... I was just...
Himemiya: You were just rubbing the lamp, which means you want something. Come on, let's get it over with.


Valentine: Well, I was sitting here looking at your pretty lamp and thinking that I was kind of hungry...


Himemiya: Oh, so it's all 'Now I'm hungry, why don't I have the jinn bring me a feast? Better yet, make it on platters made of pure gold and enough food to feed 100 people, even though I'm all alone and it's only lunchtime!" You humans make me sick!


Valentine: Um, actually I was thinking about how you were stuck in the lamp and probably don't get out much to eat, so I should see if you wanted a snack.
Himemiya: ....What?


Valentine: I was thinking of something sweet. You don't have to, I don't know if you even like human food, but I thought I should ask.
Himemiya: You're not going to wish for food?
Valentine: I like to cook.
Himemiya: ...Well, ok, but I probably won't like it.


Elsewhere:
Frankie: ...Really? Never underwater?
Pink: *giggle* I cannot hold breath long enough!


Nightshade: ...the hell?!


Pink: Oh, Nightshade! Zis is ze scientist Discord call. I show him ze new 'movie studio' you build.


Frankie: What a lovely dress you're wearing. It's so tight.
Nightshade: Thanks! I stole it.

 

Sometime later:
Himemiya: Human food is so much better since the last time I tried it! Maybe you mud-creatures are good for something.
Valentine: When was the last time you had human food?
Himemiya: Around the time bread was invented. Nasty.
Valentine: How long have you been doing this genie thing?


Himemiya: Jinn. Several thousand years. I can visit other jinn, but I can only come to Earth when summoned until the race of man is destroyed.
Valentine: That's too bad.


Himemiya: These last couple of hundred years hasn't been too bad. The world has gotten so loud and ugly I sort of prefer the lamp. We're going to have to do some serious post-armageddon redecorating. By the way...What kind of food is that?
Valentine: Strawberry chiffon cake. Want to try it?
Himemiya: Yeah, pass it over.


Commentary:
Valentine tries to make friends with Himemiya using her 'food and talking solves everything' approach, only it seems to be working slightly on Himemiya. Her rant at the beginning is straight out of 1001 Arabian Nights (which you should read if you can get your hands on a direct, non-sanitized translation. It's absolutely FILTHY), only told from the Genie's point of view.

Nightshade gets her own Mad Scientist: Dr Frank N. Furter, who is the character played by Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture show. The thing about Frankie is, while you have many questions about strange/stupid things that happen in the movie, the one thing you don't ask yourself is how Frankie manages to sleep with EVERYBODY. He just does. And it seems like he may have already started with Pink.

...and yes, that is Valentine's halloween costume.