Nightshade: All right! Now Sakito, you're going to take Iku here and seduce her in the hot tub.


Sakito: What's our motivation again?


Nightshade: She's a horny japanese school girl, and you've got a horsecock.
Iku: *giggle*


Nightshade: And then you both move it over here by the fire and-
Magma: Hi! Am I interrupting something?



Nightshade: Not at all. Pink can keep an eye on the amateurs. Why don't I give you the tour of my lair?
Magma: Sure. Ash kicked me out as her new years resolution, so I thought I'd take you up on your offer before I left.


Nightshade: This is my office. The lazy contractors haven't set up my TV or installed the shark tank yet.
Magma: Nice.


Nightshade: This is my private sanctuary where I go to... relax.


Nightshade: ...


Magma: You lying down for a reason?
Nightshade: I just thought you might want to take a break before we move on.
Magma: No, I'm good.
Nightshade: Damn.


Nightshade: This is my minions' quarters... Hey! What are you two doing in bed? It's 3:00 in the afternoon!
Frankie: They're hungover.


Nightshade: Still? What am I paying you guys for?!
Frankie: Er... It's New Years, and they only stopped drinking around an hour ago.

Magma: Hey, isn't that my jacket?


Frankie: No.
Magma: Yes it is! I left that jacket at Ash's last time I visited!
Frankie: She gave it to me after we had sex.


Nightshade: YOU had sex with ASH?!


Magma: I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Frankie: AAAA!
Nightshade: So. Ash likes the freaks. That explains a lot...


Magma: DIE!
Frankie: ghh...kk...
Nightshade: I agree it's disturbing, but could you stop killing my scientist? They're harder to replace than minions.

Commentary:
The title is a spoof on the Bruce Lee movie Enter the Dragon. We won't be seeing Iku or Sakito again. I needed dolls as extras. Iku's name is a joke. Seeing as all Japanese names have meanings, Iku (translation: I'm coming) is the best Japanese porn star name I could think of off the top of my head.

Sakito is a doll I did in a trade. He's based off of a japanese music idol. He probably is not nearly as well equipped as Nightshade inferrs in the pic-fic, but you never know.

...and I'm the lazy contractor who hasn't installed the big-screen TV, shark tank, or wall shackles and torture devices in Nightshade's office. I'll get around to that as soon as the Union makes me.