Eric: ...then you cut shapes out of the dough and put them in the oven until they're cooked.
Himemiya: Do it again!

 

 


Sometime later...
Eric: Can I stop now? I'm getting kind of tired.


Himemiya: No, no, no! I have to make sure you eat enough!


Eric: Humans usually only eat three times a day.
Himemiya: But breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, supper, dessert?
Eric: All of those need things like meat and vegetables. This is sort of just dessert-dessert-dessert-dessert-dessert...

 


Quite a bit later...

Himemiya: What's the point again?


Eric: You draw the cards and by going through the game board pick up clues to try to figure out who the murderer is and what weapon they used.


Himemiya: But the solution is in the brown envelope. Isn't it more logical to just look inside than to let the murderer get a chance to escape?
Eric: It's not real, it's a game. Finding out is supposed to be the fun part.


Eric:...except for that one time that Chastity, Valentine, and Penny were playing and Ash came in and said "It was Nightshade in the garden with the shovel" and we all laughed, except later Ash had me help her get rid of the body.

 

 

Later Still:

Eric: Are you sure you want to watch horror movies?
Himemiya: I like the ones where all the humans die at the end. Can you hand me the popcorn?

 


Much, Much later:
Himemiya: *sigh*


Eric: What's wrong?

Himemiya: I was just thinking... are we ever going to have sex?


Eric: ....do you want to?
Himemiya: You don't?


Eric: I dunno. Before I was human that was most of the point of what I did, outside of helping Ash in her Lab. I sort of figured humans weren't much good at it, and that being human involved doing other things.


Himemiya: You idiot! Sex is the point of everything human.


Eric: Really?
Himemiya: YES! People say they'd wish for things like world pleace, but when it comes down to it all they want is sex, money so they can have sex, or power so they can have lots of sex. Clothes? Sex. Civilization? Sex!


Eric: ...oh. Well you don't have to. I know Valentine must have wished you to keep me company for you to be here, and I appreciate that you're trying to help me with the human stuff, but you shouldn't do anything you don't want to. It's not right.


Himemiya: ....


Himemiya: Take off your pants. Now.


Commentary:
Here we see the days pass as Himemiya and Eric play house. I wanted to do a montage, but after I did it I realized for it to be a real montage, it would have to be all pictures, no words, and have some sort of spiffy upbead music file playing in the background. Maybe someday, but for now this is as close as it's going to get.

The 'Clue' bit is actually a story that was in my head somewhere in the beginning (part of why Chastity is a character on the characters page but not in a picfic). I thought I already did it, but it's one of the earlier stories that fell through the cracks.

You may also notice that in every scene Himemiya has some kind of sweet or Junkfood handy.