Himemiya: Who the hell are you?
Magma: Aren't Jinn supposed to be more polite?


Himemiya: Fine. Who the hell are you and what do you want, sir?
Magma: Good enough.


Magma: There's this girl, and I want her to love me...
Himemiya: I think I've heard this one before.


Magma: ...except she's a lesbian, so I obviously don't have a chance so long as I'm a man. So what I want you to do is turn me into a girl. Not permanently! I want to be able to switch back and forth whenever I want. A pretty girl. And no unbearable pain or anything like that when I change.


Himemiya: You're really screwed up.
Magma: I hear that a lot. So can you do it?
Himemiya: Wouldn't it be easier to just ask me to make her love you? As a man?


Magma: No! She's perfect. I wouldn't change a hair on her head. If she likes girls, so be it, I'll be a girl.


Himemiya:...


Himemiya: Fine. I won't even twist it, this wish is too screwed up already for me.


Magma: Really?
Himemiya: Just say the magic words.
Magma: I wish to be able to turn into a girl.


Himemiya: Done!


Magma: Excellent! I'm a bit smaller, but that's ok. Petite is good.

Magma: Thank you! This is perfect! Now all I need is to...


Magma: to...


Magma: You do some really spectacular work. I'll be playing with these all night.
Himemiya: Well, let me know how it turns out.

 

 

 


Ash: You were right. There is another henchman, she's very secretive and only two of the minions have ever seen her. Apparently she's really paranoid and keeps changing her hair and clothing style so no one can recognize her.
Saturn: Is it Beressa? Even shrunken she could still be trouble.


Ash: No, no, not Beressa. Someone named Discord.


Saturn: THAT BITCH!


Ash: I thought I might get a reaction like that.

 

 

 


Meanwhile, Officer Ravish is STILL trying to figure out how to convince Valentine he isn't gay without telling her the truth:
Ravish: Valentine's day is tomorrow! She'll probably be going out with that guy I saw her with. AAAA! Why can't I think of anything?


Ravish: I can't tell her I only dated Penny for money. She'll hate me. I can't tell her I faked being gay to get Penny to dump me. She'll think I'm an asshole and hate me.


Ravish: I could convince her that I'm bisexual, but then she'd think I'm sleazy and hate me.


Ravish: Drugs? She'll hate me. I could... tell her... I was cast in a play and was trying to get in character... no, that's lame.


Ravish: Or... I could... I could... tell her I was just wearing clothes my sisters picked out for me... no... that wouldn't explain the language... er... I could...


Ravish: I'VE GOT IT!


Commentary:
 So: Valentine's day is coming up. Ravish is determined to win Valentine but thinks that she and Eric are a couple. Ravish also thinks Valentine believes him to be gay. Valentine doesn't know Ravish is a man-whore. Eric thinks he loves Ash. Valentine is trying to set up a date with Eric and Ash. Magma loves Ash. Magma thinks Ash is a lesbian, and finds a way to work with that. Himemiya is pissed off at Eric (but still likes him). Should make for an interesting Valentine's day, no?

I generally try to keep relationships to the background in my pic-fics, but with the love holiday coming up I figured I should let them come to the front, as, believe it or not, the consequences of these love triangles are quite crucial in developing the main plot.

Magma makes a great guy-tuned-girl because of his directness. As a guy he is perfectly clear about what he wants and determined and unapologetic about how he gets it. He's the same as a girl.