Ash: Who are you?
Magma: I'm Mag..gie. I work with Valentine at the animal shelter. Is she around?
Ash: ...no.

 


Shortly:
Magma: ...so then my gerbil ate my time schedule and I don't know if I'm working tomorrow!


Ash: Well she's out. I don't know when she'll be back, but you can stay if you'd like.


Magma: Why not. I have nothing to do. So what's the razor wire for?


Ash: Coyotes. Are you sure you want to stay? You look like you're dressed up to go somewhere...


Magma: Oh no, I hate men. I just like to dress up.


Magma: You should dress up more. You'd probably look cuter in this dress than I would! If you want, I'll let you try it on...


Ash: Did you hear something?
Magma: Nope!

 

 


Roxy: Who the hell are you?
Vertigo: 'An wotcha doin in our Vally's room?


Ravish: Er... I'm here to give Valentine some flowers... you know, Valentine's day?

Roxy: A likely story! If you're here to give Valentine flowers, where is she?
Ravish: ...I don't know. She didn't know I was coming over, I just thought...


Vertigo: 'E's lyin! 'E's prob'ly 'ere to rob the place and kidnap Valentine!
Roxy: Well? What do you have to say to that, Mr. Frenchy?


Ravish: I'm... not French?
Vertigo: GET 'IM!


Roxy: One last chance! Where's Valentine?


Ravish: I don't know! AAA! Somebody HELP!


Vertigo: Take that! 'An that! Teach you to go after our Vally!


Ravish: AAA!


Ash: What the hell is going on here?!


Roxy: Oh, hello Ash. We were just coming by to visit Valentine and caught this prowler sneaking into Valentine's room.
Ravish: Ash! Save me! They're crazy!


Ash: And you! What are you doing here! It's valentine's, shouldn't you be out with Penny?


Ravish: About that...
Roxy: You mean he isn't a prowler? But he said he was here to kidnap Valentine and rob the place.
Ravish: No I didn't, you said that.


Ash: For the love of... all right. I don't have time to deal with you three right now. Come with me.

 

 

 

Elsewhere:
Valentine: ...so Obsidian said that all you need to do is be more like Magma. Only without the crazy.


Eric: THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Valentine: No, no, you don't understand. The love stuff, not the trying to get her to bear your genetically superior children stuff.


Eric: I'm not doing it.


Valentine: Do you want to go out with Ash or not?


Commentary:
"I'm Mag...gie" What else would a female Magma be called? Again, Magma acts like a guy thinks girls act (for example, all those horror movies that have shower room scenes of girls running around naked together--obviously written by men) which isn't exactly correct.

I had SO much fun doing the scene with Ravish and the mercenaries! He looks so scared, and the poses were so fun! Type 1s are pretty well balanced, and Roxy was able to pose free standing in high heels with one foot on Ravish's neck. Ravish, being a gentleman doesn't fight back. I also like how they accuse him of being there to do the exact thing they were there to do. Hee.