Pink: Ahh... so peaceful...


Nightshade: Have you seen the mercenaries?


Pink: Zey went to visit ze Valentine girl.


Nightshade: But I need them! I just realized today is Valentine's day and it's like the best day to rob jewelery stores! I can't do a heist alone!


Pink: Zey may be back later.
Nightshade: But I need them now!
Pink: Zen I suppose you should go get zem.


Nightshade: Fine, I will. Come on, Pink.


Pink: *sigh* yes boss.
Nightshade: And you should stop wearing all those outfits that make your boobs look bigger than mine. You're supposed to be my double.
Pink: *sigh* oui, boss.

 

 

 


Vertigo: Hmph. Ain't no way ta spend Valentine's day. Locked up in a cell..


Roxy: Don't know what you're talking about. We ended up in a cell last Valentine's too. And the one before.


Vertigo: But we hadn't even gotten do do anything illegal yet!
Ravish: *sigh* Now I'll never see Valentine...

 

 


Ash: I guess she left...

Magma: Ah... Ash's bed is so nice. I'll just wait here, while she goes and puts out all her traps for me...

 

 


Eric: ...Oh all right. I'll do it.


Eric: I won't even look. It'll just be a quick kiss...


Eric: *kiss*


Magma: Oh, Ash!
Eric: Ash?


Magma: Ash? Wait, you're not Ash...
Eric: ?


Magma: You're a man! A disgusting vile perverted man! How dare you sneak up on poor girls in the dark and molest them!
Eric: I'm sorry!


Magma: You better be! I like GIRLS. Ugh, I need to go bathe.


Eric: What just happened? Who was that?

 

 


Nightshade: Hey! Ash! Minions! Where are you?
Pink: Ooo! Such a pretty necklace!


Pink: Eet is engraved.
Nightshade: What does it say?
Pink: "To ze fairest"


Ash: Here to get your minions? They're in my holding cell.
Pink: Zis necklace, who give it to you?
Ash: Necklace?


Ash: Oh, it's probably from Magma.
Pink: Magma? How do you know he sends it to you? Zere is no card.
Nightshade: Yeah, how do you know he didn't leave it here for me to find?


Ash: Look, it's in my house, it's obviously for me.
Nightshade: Magma totally wouldn't send his own cousin such a nice gift. He just left it here because he knows I come by a lot.
Pink: Zis is silly, it says 'to ze fairest' it is obvious who it is for.

 


Saturn: YOU!


Discord: Hey sis. Took you the longest time.


Commentary:
I suck at hair so much, you want to know how long it took me to get Pink's hair like that? All I wanted was simple pig tails, but it just wasn't working out.

I love the Magma x Eric scene. Eric is acting more like Magma than he knows, though to be fair Magma is the one who dragged him into the bed, and of course Magma now accuses Eric of being every bit as twisted as Magma himself is. Ah Irony. Why is Eric giving Ash a 'kiss' in his underwear? Remember, he's fairly new to the relationship stuff, and he is imitating things that have been done to him so far.

The necklace is an updated version of 'The Apple of Discord'. Zeus threw a wedding for his daughter and invited all the gods except Eris (Discord) because he didn't want to invite a trouble maker. Of course this just pissed her off, and she showed up anyway with a gold apple inscribed 'to the fairest' and left. Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite all claimed the apple (guess who their pullip counterparts are). If you know what happens next, you might have a good idea where the next fic pics up.

And finally... Discord and Saturn. You should have known, if you've been paying attention.