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Pink: (singing) Je suis belle... tres tres belle...

Pink: ..plus belle que Nightshade... et tout le monde... je suis plus belle...

Vertigo: Oy! Trollup! The boss lady wants to see you upstairs!
Pink: ?

Valentine: So that's where she went!

Ravish: ...Hi Miss Valentine...

Valentine: Hi Chris! I just got an email from Penny!
Ravish: About that...

Ravish: I know I was acting a bit weird when I came back from Thanksgiving with my family. My little sister was bedridden and had the first couple of seasons of 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' on almost nonstop while I was with her. I guess it kind of affected me...

Ravish: I think that might even be why Miss Penny decided she didn't want to have a relationship with me and just be friends. It hurt for a while, but I think she was right. I really like Miss Penny, but we're just not right for each other.

Valentine: You broke up? She just emailed me to let me know she was down in Quantico training to become a full FBI agent.

Ravish: ...Or she could have just wanted to focus on her career. That Penny, she sure is motivated, huh?
Valentine: Oh, Chris, I'm sorry she dumped you... you must feel awful...

Ravish: Nah, really, it's ok. So how was your valentine's day? I came by but you weren't around.
Valentine: I went out to dinner with Eric.
Ravish: Oh. That's that guy I saw you with before, isn't he?
Valentine: Uh-huh. And Ash spent all night trying to keep Magma out.
Ravish: Who is Magma, anyway?
Valentine: Her cousin.
Ravish: ...weird.


Pink: *gasp*

Nightshade: You know Pink, I've been chatting with the minions, and I've decided they're right. You really don't look quite enough like me to be a proper body double. So we're going to fix that with a little makeover.

Nightshade: Get her!

Ash: Bugging the robo raptor really paid off. Saturn and Discord are sisters, and probably the next generation of Neros. I don't know what their game is yet, but we need to be careful. They're family, after all.

Obsidian: I wonder whose they are? Not to worry though, the mini infiltration is going nicely. We hardly even needed to send in the mini-robots, that Beressa is stirring them up enough already.

Beressa:..steal the shrink-ray from the white giant and the bigger-ing ray from the pervert giant, and our revolution will begin!

Beressa: End of oversized tyranny!
Everyone else: *cheers*
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