Ravish: Uh... hello? Miss Pink?
Pink: Chris! You like ze new look? You were right, just a little fix up and magnifique! I get two movie deals and five model offers just walking around ze city!
Ravish: That's great Miss Pink! Did those special supplies you order come in?
Pink: Oui! So take off ze clothes, yes?
Ravish: Uhm... what?
Pink: Silly! I get new clothes for you. Now take off. Off!
Ravish: Oh, so this is like one of those makeover things?
Pink: ...oui, something like.
Elsewhere:
Frankie: Now... do I go left, or right?
Frankie: I'm going to catch one of you sooner or later!
Roxy: *giggle*
Nightshade: What the HELL is going on here?! Are you two violating the prime directive?
Frankie: Allow me to explain: Miss Vertigo and Miss Roxanne were feeling a bit of...ennui due to their lack of recent mercenary pursuits. They asked me to help them keep in shape with some non-sexual physical activity.
Vertigo: Right! 'An then 'e said, 'e'd only do it if we got costumes, but we got no costumes, 'an 'e says 'costumes? I ain't got noffin BUT costumes' 'an gave us these.
Nightshade: YOU! Keep this up and I'll have it cut off!
Frankie *gasp*
Roxy: Aw, come on boss. We don't have anything else to do. It's been months since we stole, robbed, bribed, killed, or really did anything fun.
Nightshade: I don't care! No sex with the scientist! Now Beressa is upstairs. It turns out she wasn't cancelled after all. When I bring her down here, you are going to be PROFESSIONAL, got it?
Roxy: *sigh* Ok boss.
Pink: C'est tres belle! Blue really is your color.
Ravish: Umm... I really don't think this is me.
Pink: Nonsense! You are very pretty! We will get some padding for up top, and maybe a little jacket to hide those broad shoulders, yes?
Ravish: How is dressing up like a girl going to make Valentine fall in love with me?
Pink: How else are you going to win her from Ash?
Ravish: ...what? I don't understand.
Pink: Ash, she is ze lesbian. Her cousin, he say she no like men.
Ravish: So? That doesn't mean Valentine's gay.
Pink: Zen Valentine, she lives with Ash why? She goes on romantic private cruises with ze evil scientist why?
Ravish: That's... that's just... not true.
Pink: Valentine! Bonjour!
Valentine: ...hi. Should I come back later?
Pink: Non! You are not interrupting anything important. 'Ave you seen my new look? Parfait, n'est pas?
Ravish: ...
Valentine: Ah, I just came by to bring Vertigo and Roxy some sweets I baked today. I'll just go down and give them to them and see you guys later.
Ravish: I was auditioning for a play!
Valentine: It's OK Chris, I know that this is Nightshade's porn studio.
Ravish: But! Um... I'm not...
Ravish: My life is over!
Pink: Aww... It's ok. We'll find you a nice girl who likes boys, yes?