Ash: ...so Valentine thinks I'm a too harsh in my judgement of Chris. I think a man-whore who goes by the name 'Officer Ravish' and can be hired to date people isn't going to turn out to be some kind of hooker with a heart of gold.
Eric:
He's seemed a little strange when I've met him, but nothing suspicious...and what's wrong with his profession? Isn't a 'man-whore' the same thing as a sex bot?
Ash: ...maybe. But now that you're human and have free will you're not still doing it.
Eric: Sure, but I don't have any expenses, do I? You take care of me, just like you take care of Valentine.
Eric: Who knows what I'd have to do if I didn't have you taking care of me? If I were taking care of you, I'd do anything I had to to make sure you were happy and had everything you needed. I can't invent things like you. I'd have to take whatever job I could get.
Ash: But that's just it: we don't even know if his sister story is real. He could just be some sleazy stripper trying to take advantage of Valentine's good nature for kicks and profit.
Eric: And he might not even show up again if you called his bluff. Don't worry about it.
Ash: If he was bluffing, I'll make sure I see him again. Nobody toys with my Valentine and gets away with it.
Eric: And I'll help you get rid of the body.
Meanwhile:
Vertigo: ...'an then when she said "put a lazer inta orbit an shrink th' population o th' world to a third 's original size!!!" Oi just got chills, Oi did! If dressin' up means we get to do stuff like this, we got to dress up more!
Roxy: Did the boss lady seem a little strange to you? She took quite a while to come down with Ms. Beressa, and she was wearing a different outfit and her hair was all... frizzy.
Vertigo: Oi figured she wuz jus lezzin' it up a bit. You know she keeps a portrait a the red in 'er bedroom? Even when she thought she was dead!
Roxy: You're probably right..
Vertigo: Come on, mate! We gonna go do a bit of the ole ultraviolence or what?
Roxy: Who do you think has more gold, the Vatican or Fort Knox?