Ravish: ...so how much of you is metal?
Shadow: Most, but not all, and we'll leave it at that.
Lily: Ok! We can go now. She just took some blood, she said she'll call you when she needs me again.
Ravish: Do you need help getting back down the stairs?
Shadow: Yes, please.
Lily: And you remember to say thank you when you're down there!
Ravish: Look, I know you don't like me very much, but I really apreciate you helping my sister.
Ravish: ...And I wanted to let you know that now that I know about you and Valentine's relationship, I'm not going to try to interfere. I won't try to steal her from you.
Ash: Uh... great! Good. Wonderful, actually. I'll see you in a week or so.
Ravish: Bye.
Shadow: What's he talking about? You're a lesbian now?
Ash: Nope! But if it keeps him from nosing around my friend, he can think I am all he wants!
Later:
Ash: Oh god, they got to you too.
Obsidian: Oh come on, you know you love the pirate craze. What's up?
Ash: Well, I owe you a dollar for one. Ravish does have a little sister. Ravish also thinks that Valentine and I are lesbians for some reason. Do you have any idea what's going on?
Obsidian: Well... Valentine did come ask me some strange questions a few months ago about what kind of person you'd find attractive.
Ash: Really? Why?
Obsidian: She said it was for 'a friend' and wouldn't say who. Maybe... she was just being shy? Can you ever remember her being attracted to boys?
Ash: Oh shit.