Saturn: So you get in, do some recon, take some pictures, and get out, all right?
Penny: But why do I have to go in this silly outfit?
Saturn: You have to go in some kind of disguise! She knows what you look like. Anyway, try not to even meet Nightshade, just go in to 'audition' for their movie, and sneak off. It's simple!
Penny: The statues of me in the future don't feature this outfit, right?
Saturn: Oh no. They're very tasteful. Majestic, really. And big.
Penny: ...I suppose.
Ash: ...and that pretty much brings you up to date. So why didn't you know about all this already? You're the one running the mini-infiltration robots.
Obsidian: Weeeelll... to be honest I lost interest after I realized they were doing fine on their own.
Ash: Then why are you still here? I like when you visit, you just usually don't go this long between marriages.
Obsidian: It's probably best to lie low for a bit.
Obsidian: I've been tipped off that an INTERPOL agent has been putting together a case on all my former husbands. You know, natural causes don't seem so natural when there are so many of them.
Ash: How many has he connected?
Obsidian: All but three! That's really good! No one has ever been able to uncover my tracks that well before!
Ash: Why are you so enthusiastic about it?
Obsidian: Well... a girl has to settle down sometime. I'm almost thirty, you know. I can't look like jailbait forever.
Obsidian: And he's really cute too, did I mention that? The strong silent type. I'll have to try to kill him a few times to make sure, but he might be the one!
Ash: The agent? Obsidian... that can't be a healthy way to try and start a relationship.
Obsidian: You're one to talk. At least I know what I want.
Ash: ...