Ash: How about this one?
Shadow: It's nice, but it's white.
Ash: What's wrong with white?
Ash: Look, see this one? Classic Marilyn.
Shadow: Still white. Don't you have anything that isn't white, black, pinstripe, or a suit?
Ash: Not much, obviously.
Ash: Let's see what I have left...
Ash: How about blue?
Shadow: You are trying to get as close to white as you can, aren't you? How about red? You like red. I see red things in your closet.
Ash: Fine, no blue. Let's see...
Shadow: You don't have to keep trying things on for me, you know. I just said maybe you should dress in something less...sterile... than usual. You're not afraid I'm going to go all pervy on you?
Ash: Ha! No, you're doing me a favor, and you're right, I need to dress a little more femininely if this is going to work.
Ash: Besides, we both know I could take you apart with a paperclip if I wanted, no matter how indestructible you are to everyone else.
Ash: What's wrong? You're looking at me funny.
Shadow: Um, nothing. I like that one, except for the fringe. Do you have anything else similar?
Ash: I might. I think... a few years ago...
Shadow: That one! That's great!
Ash: Are you sure? I feel like I should be in a kung-fu video game wearing this. I only have it because of some silly Chinese New Years party Obsidian had a while back.
Shadow: It looks classy. And very definitely feminine. You should wear that.
Ash: ...well it is practically the last thing left in my closet. I guess I'll have to.