Lily: There's the doorbell! Be cool.
Buttercup: I still think you're being way too psycho about this.


Valentine: There's two of you!
Ravish: Right...


Ravish: That's my sister, Buttercup. Buttercup, this is Valentine.


Buttercup: Nice ta meetcha!
Lily: Hmph.


Valentine: You're the one that's in college! Chris talks about you a lot, I'm happy to get the chance to meet you.


Lily: That outfit is SO out of season.


Ravish: Lily! That's not nice!


Valentine: You sound just like Ash! That is SO adorable!


Valentine: You have to bring them both to Ash's party!
Ravish: Well... maybe.


Buttercup: No need to get snarky.
Lily: I couldn't help it. It's so early summer.


Buttercup: That's not what you have to worry about!
Lily: Huh?
Buttercup: She's not a lesbian.
Lily: Who said she was?


Lily: Chris did! When he said she had a girlfriend! So if he's wrong about that, he's probably wrong about the girlfriend thing!


Lily: So there's nothing keeping him from dating her except he thinks she's gay and has a girlfriend?
Buttercup: Bingo.



Commentary:
Sometimes I wonder if there is a way to offend Valentine.

The hardest shot of this picfic was posing both Valentine and Buttercup to be freestanding and shaking hands at the same time.