Shadow: These are some nice swords. Where did you get them?
Ash: I won them.
Shadow: ...what did you do, invent a robot samurai?
Ash: I have a life outside of my lab you know.
Lily: Hi Ash!
Ash: Hello Lily. Are you here for the party or are you not feeling well?
Lily: Party. This is my sister, Buttercup. Chris went to find ...Valentine...
Buttercup: Hiya. Hope you don't mind, Valentine invited us.
Ash: I don't mind.
Shadow: Me neither!
Magma: Ash! I love your dress!
Shadow: I really like your friends.
Ash: Hush. That's the one I told you about.
Ash: I'm surprised you came Maggie, I haven't seen you in a while.
Magma: Oh, I just flew to Paris for a little spa treatment.
Magma: But you... you always look so tasty.
Ash: Um, thanks.
Buttercup: Who's that?
Lily: No idea.
Ash: Let me introduce you to Shadow, my boyfriend. Shadow, this is Maggie.
Magma: Ha-ha. Who is he really?
Ash: Oh all right. He's my lover, happy?
Shadow: Nice to meet you.
Magma: ...
Magma: ...
Magma: ...I need a drink.
Buttercup: ...I think I need a drink too.
Ash: You can let me go now.
Shadow: ...right.
Shadow: That silver-haired chick is the lesbian that's hot for you?
Ash:
Yes. Why?
Shadow: Are you sure you're not a lesbian? Because I wouldn't think any less of you if you felt like, y'know, experimenting. With videocameras.
Ash: Shadow... just... no.
Shadow: I had to ask; she might be the hottest lesbian in the world.