Lily: *A-HEM*
Buttercup: What?
Lily: Do you really think this is the best place to be doing that?
Lily: You're right. This couch is a bit on the uncomfortable side. Would you like a change of scenery?
Magma: Sure! I just have to do one thing first, ok?
Lily: ...
Buttercup: What? Why are you giving me that look?
Lily: ...
Marius: *gasp*
Ash: Can you get over your shock and horror soon? Everyone does that frst time they come down here.
Marius *gulp* Right. What did you want to tell me about Obsidian?
Ash: You know that whole 'someone heard from someone else who heard from Obsidian that she was meeting her future husband' here? Well as you may have noticed, none of the guys around here are what you would consider to be her type.
Ash: The guy she was talking about is you. You did a little too good of a job tracking down her former husbands, and so she's decided you're her soul-mate. Actually she said 'probably, I'll have to try to kill him a few times to make sure'.
Marius: ...
Marius: I'm waiting for the part where you say "That was a joke."
Ash: You aren't going to.
Marius: Oh... my god.
Ash: You should start preparing all your own food, install a good security system, and keep a decent supply of anti-venoms on hand at all times.