Shadow: Wow, that went fast!
Magma: Hey.
Shadow: Eh... hi.
Magma: I was hoping to catch you again before I left, can we go talk somewhere hungry people aren't going to interrupt us?
Shadow: Ok...
Buttercup: ...and it's really none of your business what I do anyway!
Lily: *glare*
Valentine: Here you guys are!
Ravish: You better not be drinking Lily, you're way underage.
Lily: Hmph. I'm not the family member with morality issues.
Buttercup: You're just homophobic.
Ravish: NO ONE is homophobic! You're both guest of Miss Valentine's and--
Lily: Oh calm down, we weren't talking about her.
Valentine: ?
Valentine: You told your sisters I'm a lesbian?
Ravish: Um, did you not want people to know?
Lily: Now you've done it!
Ravish: I'm sorry! It just sort of came up, but if you're not open about it, they won't tell anybody!
Valentine: I'm not a lesbian.
Ravish: You're not? But Ms. Ash...
Valentine: We're just friends.
Lily: This is all your fault.
Buttercup: Well that's what you get for interfering with your elders' sex lives.
Shadow: Why did we have to come all the way up to the roof?
Magma: There's people in all the other rooms, where else could we talk?
Shadow: Uh huh. And what do you want to talk about?
Magma: I want to make sure you have honorable intentions with Ash. I've been looking out for her since we were kids and I would be very angry if some guy didn't treat her the way she deserves.
Magma: In fact- OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
Shadow: Huh?
Magma: *push*
Shadow: AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Magma: And there's no way someone who would fall for a trick like that is worthy of being in the same room with Ash.